The Iron Sheik will make you HUMBLE!

To humble (third-person singular simple present "humbles", present participle "humbling", simple past and past participle "humbled")

1. To bring low; to reduce the power, independence, or exaltation of; to lower; to abase; to humiliate.
Here, take this purse, thou whom the heaven's plagues have humbled to all strokes. -Shak.
The genius which humbled six marshals of France. -Macaulay.

2. To make humble or lowly in mind; to abase the pride or arrogance of; to reduce the self-sufficiency of; to make meek and submissive; -- often used reflexively.
Humble yourselves therefore under the mighty hand of God, that he may exalt you.
1 Pet. v. 6.

3. To cripple and anally violate.
Suplex him, put him in the Camel Clutch, break his back and then fuck his ass to make him HUMBLE! -Iron Sheik

The Iron Sheik (Khosrow Hossein Vaziri) was once one of professional wrestling's great villains - a twirly-mustached, twirly-booted beast intent on destroying America in the name of the Ayatollah! But that was then.

Nowadays he is an internationally-beloved fan favourite, recipient of the Nobel Prize for Physics, Harvard professor and role-model for young children. This amazing transformation has been carried out via a unique and curious modus operandae: issuing threats of sodomy.

The legendary "Iron Sheik Goes Nuts" video (OVER 18s ONLY!) has received (at current time) nearly 1 million views on YouTube and has been invaluable in portraying the Iron Sheik's commitment to law, order and respect as well as his strong belief in the merits of countering egotism with anal rape.

In addition, Sheiky (as he is known to his friends) has issued similar overtures of buggery to such diverse personages as Michael Richards (Kramer, you broke my fucking heart! I'm gonna fuck your ass to make you humble!) and Terrence "Hulk Hogan" Bollea (I should have fucked his ass!).

As we shall see, the Iron Sheik has not limited his non-consensual (yet diplomatic) butt-banditry to such miscreants as these. Examine these quotes if ya will!

BBC News: Oscar-winning director Peter Jackson said he was "incredibly humbled" after being made a Knight Companion of the New Zealand Order of Merit.
(editor's note: this was to punish him for having Elves at Helm's Deep)

ESPN: Jimmy Clausen seemed humble after his first NFL workout. It was a trait often missing during a career that started as a high school phenom in California and continued when he went 16-18 as a three-year starter with the Fighting Irish.
(editor's note: I bet Sheiky gave him a workout to remember!)

The Guardian: Barack Obama 'surprised' and 'humbled' by Nobel peace prize.
(editor's note: Iron Sheik musta used it as a dildo)

Daily Mail: Magpies humbled as fans jeer 'hated' Ashley and call for Shearer to return.
(editor's note: even birds are not safe)

MTV: Lady Gaga 'Humbled' By Madonna Coming To Her Show.
(editor's note: Madonna humbled her? Damn. If I'd known Sheiky was contracting out humblings then I would have volunteered. At least for this job!)

Irish Times: Ireland humbled by blinkered hubris, says President.
(editor's note: holy shit! He did it to an entire country!)

Let this be a salutary lesson.
If the Iron Sheik can do it to them, why then he can do it to YOU!