Retards Of Our Planet (Part 1)

Example #1 - Dumbfuck Republican (illustrated)

Well, he IS correct. But first some knowledge.

The term Czar (spelled Tsar in the UK) has absolutely FUCK ALL to do with communism.

In Russia the word (derived from Latin, Caesar) was used for their hereditary monarchs.

In America the word czar is a term used to refer to high-ranking civil servants, and is used solely as a shorthand by the media as a means of shortening official titles of these advisors/directors/envoys/etc.

The term has been thus used for +90 years in the USA.

Hardly a new-fangled phrase that somebody could easily misconstrue. Unless they were a RIGHT-WING MONGOLOID.

Oh yeah, and which US President has been responsible for the biggest increase in appointment of "czars" during his administration? Why, that would be the boy-wonder, DUBYA! But you don't see this shitstick complaining about that.

But now for the kicker, that really shows that the RETARDED REPUBLICAN FUCK knows precisely JACK SHIT.

The last Russian Tsar/Czar, Nicholas II, was overthrown in the Russian Revolution in 1917, meaning that the USSR has never had even a SINGLE Tsar/Czar.

Because AUTOCRACY is not able to coexist with COMMUNISM. Of course anyone who wasn't an UNEDUCATED DUMBFUCK would know this.

By the way, the USSR no longer exists.

So to recap for the benefit of stupid people, THE FACT THAT BARACK OBAMA HAS ADVISORS DOES NOT MEAN THAT HE IS A COMMUNIST!

THE COLD WAR HAS ENDED! THE USSR IS NO MORE! RUSSIANS ARE NOT TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD! THEY NEVER WERE IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Try getting a fucking education before making a placard.

Rant over.

Example #2 - Star Wars fans

Wishing we could have a lightsabre battle! We've all been there, some of us have done it (albeit with plastic versions). I still have the purple lightsabre I bought in a fit of drunkenness after watching Attack Of The Clones.

However, for two fans this was not enough.

So they filled fluorescent light tubes with petrol, ignited them and went to work.

Don't worry. They're still alive! <-- BBC website
I shall return to this topic.
Retards, not lightsabres, although actually I might talk about them some more in the future. Lightsabres are good.