From the Norway-based news site Nettavisen (here in English via Google Translate, here in Norweigan)
Hans Jørgen Olsen, a 12-year-old boy from Leksvig, Norway was making his way to school with his 10-year-old sister when the pair were confronted by a....MOOSE! The moose was clearly in an irritable mood as it charged them on sight. Young Hans shrieked at the enraged beast but "realised quickly that it would not stop". Presumably when it butted him to the ground. When he regained his bearings the creature was standing menacingly over him.
At this point things get weird. Hans told the newspaper that he drove away the moose by pretending to be dead: a trick he learnt "on Level 30 of World of Warcraft". One might suggest that the moose (a herbivore) got bored and buggered off to find some grass to eat.
But in any case, the moose did leave so Hans and his sister were able to make it to school uneaten. The school nurse was able to confirm that the heroic youth had suffered nowt more damage than a few bruises. All's well that ends well!
Seriously though, a MOOSE? Is a moose really going to kill and devour someone? If so, how? A moose can't exactly GORE ya. Okay, sure, it has antlers. Antlers that look like OVEN GLOVES!
Come to think of it, oven gloves would probably do more damage. You could slap somebody with one and cause them to spill their tea over their foot.
This has been a World Of Bizarre special.
And unlike *other* sites, I've actually done my research and not embellished the news story.
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Moose are extremly large animals and are known to be very territorial. They may not eat you but they can sure as fuck stomp you to death with zero hesitation!
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