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Saturday 24 April 2010

My Inaugural Post!

Even the universe had to begin somewhere and this blog (I hate the word already) is no different.

And please don't send me messages about God creating jam in three days (Eddie Izzard represent yo!) or the possibilities of the universe being in some kind of never-ending loop.

Having said that (and possibly damned myself), as this is my first post and nobody knows this blog (arghh) exists except Me and Mr Google (coming to an adult video store near you), I won't get any messages at all unless I send them to myself. Which begs the question: is emailing yourself more/less crazy than talking to yourself? Is it just technologically-advanced, futuristic insanity? (and if so, is that "cool" or "nerdy"?) Or am I just blabbering to waste time while my dinner heats up in the oven?

Well, that's about it for my first post. I had to get it out of the way as quickly as possible so I could progress more quickly onto talking about deep subjects like politics, philosophy and professional wrestling (the Three Peas!).

Adios muchachas (I have no idea what that means)

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