Macho Madness!

An exclusive, once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to see photos from 2008 of me impersonating wrestling legend Macho Man Randy Savage! DIG IT! (If you've never heard of him then Google him, bah God! I can do his voice SO good, I swear!)

I should mention that I have since shaved off the beard and the hair. Medical professionals were required to remove the bandana and I'm not sure the sunglasses ever came off at all. Why is it so dark in here?

Now let me tell you something Hulk Hogan, uhhhh HUH....I can be a gentleman if you leave me alone......
But if you mess with me, you're in the DANGER ZONE!

OOOOOOHHHH YEAHHHHH!!! DIG IT!!!!

Oooooohhh yeahhh indeed!
MAN? Check! MACHO? Check! SAVAGE? Clearly! RANDY??? Absolutely ladies! Form an orderly queue!
(what girl doesn't get moist for insane Englishmen who impersonate 1980s pro wrestlers? Hey, I toldja! I've shaved off the beard and the hair!)