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Tuesday 27 April 2010

5 Things To Do In Plymouth When You're Drunk


Numero Uno: Find Alternative Methods For Keeping Alcohol Cool



Numero Dos: Drive A Motorbike Through Your Lounge



Numero Tres: Ogle Boobs

Numero Cuatro: Allow An Equally Drunk Woman To Style Your Hair


Numero Cinco: Smoke Cigars With Bender
Notes:
Numero Uno: effective, and recommended to all.
Numero Dos: Slawek (the driver) crashed into the wall.
Numero Tres: she said I could.
Numero Cuatro: it was better than the time Mika and Scarah forced me to wear bunches.
Numero Cinco: it's amazing who you can meet in the Fortescue Hotel.

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