World Of Bizarre - Vorpal Bunnies and Puking Philadelphians

This story is about a month old. A secondary school teacher from Vechta, Germany has sued a 14-yr -old pupil for drawing a bunny wabbit on the classroom blackboard. The reason? The teacher has a phobia of bunny wabbits and was traumatised! Sounds hare-raising (sorry). Reported here.


Also in the news (thanks Telegraph!), a baseball fan from Philadelphia PA, USA, has pleaded guilty to deliberately vomiting on an off-duty police officer and his daughter in retaliation for the rozzer getting his drunken, foul-mouthed buddy thrown out of the Philadelphia Phillies (shyte name) game. This story makes me sick (sorry). Reported here.
Ironic that this occurred in the City of Brotherly Love, no? But then again, judging by the fans of ECW, Philadelphia appears to be home to some seriously obnoxious turd-brains. Luckily they have Brian Heffron to balance things out!

5 Things To Do In Plymouth When You're Drunk

Numero Uno: Find Alternative Methods For Keeping Alcohol Cool


Numero Dos: Drive A Motorbike Through Your Lounge


Numero Tres: Ogle Boobs

Numero Cuatro: Allow An Equally Drunk Woman To Style Your Hair

Numero Cinco: Smoke Cigars With Bender
Notes:
Numero Uno: effective, and recommended to all.
Numero Dos: Slawek (the driver) crashed into the wall.
Numero Tres: she said I could.
Numero Cuatro: it was better than the time Mika and Scarah forced me to wear bunches.
Numero Cinco: it's amazing who you can meet in the Fortescue Hotel.